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         Welcome to the dark home of Khopesh (who?). I am a big time Advanced Dungeons & Dragons player. I am currently involved in a dozen or so various compaigns, several Birthright (the wargame expansion) campaigns and a few other ones, as well.
         What the heck is this place, anyway? You are reading a web page devoted to Fantasy Role Playing, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons in particular. I, Khopesh, am an experienced gamer and am out to mak--show you my spoils of war--err...surfing. You will be able to find links to dozens of high quality web pages devoted to AD&D, as well as all of the info on the campaign worlds, TSR's and the net's, that you'll ever need.
         AD&D has been my favorite activity since just before second edition (1989). I have a very large collection of TSR's recent and older AD&D products, ranging from the original Monster Manual (1977) through Birthright and the World Builder's Guidebook (fall 1997), including the entire Player's Handbook Supplement line for generic AD&D and a collection of Dragon Magazines.
         I am an experienced Dungeon Master (over eight years), and a seasoned player (of about eleven years). I am currently building a campaign world based on the combination of Cerilia (Birthright) and Athas (Dark Sun) set in an Egyptian world. The Fantasy Role Playing Club at Newton North High School is currently play-testing it. Stay tuned for a history lesson on that subject.
         I know a considerable amount about all of the campaign worlds, new and old. If you have questions about any, or don't know about some and would like to, check out my Campaign World section. If you still have questions, you can ask me.
         In addition to AD&D, I have played TSR's Gammaworld, Wizards of the Coast's Magic: The Gathering, Steve Jackson Games's Toon, Knightmare Chess, and popular Gurps, as well as White Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade.
         Send me mail! I love recieving comments on my page! Don't forget to mention how you found me, your URL (web page), your favorite parts of AD&D, and comments.

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Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Pages

Multi-Classing Revisited, a MUCH better system for characters with more than one class.
World's BEST Character Sheet, by Khopesh (293KB)
Practical Jokes and Pranks in fantasy role playing games.
Spells for your Mother, a collection of spell parodies.
SuperVision - Beyond Infravision
Khopesh's Systems of Magic, a close examination of all possibilities.
Khopesh's AD&D Cults, Four new Priesthoods
Play YOU in AD&D; the AD&D sim.
The AD&D campaign worlds, explained
The NNHS FRP club homepage
Screw Wizards of the Coast

Blood Bowl (in beta form ... work in progress)

Skills/Abilities/Weapons (ALL) with rulings and revisions
Cards (ALL) with rulings and revisions
Frequently Asked Questions
New internet rules, letters from Jervis Johnson, and more fun stuff on their way.
Rules for BloodBowl Soccer (BloodCup) and Water Polo (BloodWater) will come within eight millenia.

Entertainment

TV/Movies
Music
Diplomacy PBeM (in progress)
Mao, the Card Game. Like Uno. With arguing, cheating, and a hell of a lot of penalties; the true party game.
Napoleon, the Card Game. Like Five Hundred (also like Spades, Bridge, and Call-Ace Euchre), with a twist. You are Napoleon, your general (partner) is hidden among your opponents. Trust!
Bullshit. You only think you know this game; have you played Fourshit?

Computers

Khopesh on Macs
Who is Bill Gates?
45 cool new fonts used by Khopesh (truetype fonts, zipped. 1.4MB)

Funnies

Not Now! random statements and insults that crack any audience.
The Crude Thesaurus for nonsensitive viewers who claim to be over 18 years old.
Dissective Definitions, redefining words based on their origins.
Should-Be Words, (fake) words that most people think are real.
Practical Jokes and Pranks in fantasy role playing games.
Spells for your Mother, a collection of spell parodies (AD&D related).
The Bloody A, what Nathaniel Hawthorne had up his <ahem!>.
Short and Sweet, the anecdotal stupid stories that will have you rolling with laughter or disgust.
Match Met, the day I met my match and had to deal with it.
Grief For A Lost One. Poor Norman, my fish, came back to life!
The Meaning of Life
The Official Khopesh Ltd. Product Line
A dress (Lincoln at Gettysburg)
Find yourself
Fake Virus (harmless, demoware, 895KB)
Cool single window program (freeware, 11KB)

Deep

Khopesh on Religion, what it is and why it doesn't work
Profanity Sanity, WHY swears are intolerable and why they shouldn't be.
Why Adults Envy Youth
The Meaning of Life (ooh, "deep")

Contact Khopesh

Who Khopesh really is

Links

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Khopesh (khopesh@mindless.com)

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