WHY PCs BEAT MACS

         Despite that Apples are Personal Computers, IBM Compatables are sometimes called PCs. The term could mean either. PCs are considered IBM compatables in this document.
         If Apple Macintosh computers (note that there are no "Apple-compatables") have a maximum megahertz of 233 and all the hardware controls (buttons-reset, volume, contrast, brightness, etc.) are really software, then why do people beleive that a Mac outpreforms a PC? IBM compatables can be as fast as 450MHz and have reset buttons that override software. The Apple "sleep mode" can also be accomplished on some PCs, as well.
         Here are the five reasons why people use Macs and not PCs:          Here is why they are not worth it:

IBM:	I Beat Macintosh
		IBMs Bludgeon Macs
		Intel Bashes Motorola
Mac:	Makin' trash
		SchMac!
		Mack 'n Tash(a)
		Makin' trucks    -Mac makes trucks, not computers.
		Schmacintosh
		Macintrash
		Mash'n-mosh
		Mack-in-crotch
Apple:	Crap-ple
		Yap-ple
		Nap-ple
		App. hole	
		Ape hole
		A--hole
		A pole
  • More reasons for IBMs over Macs






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